She should read this article over at HuffPo: Help! I Hate My Husband!

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She should read this article over at HuffPo: Help! I Hate My Husband!
Be cool, bitch. You keep up like that and you’ll piddle on the floor.
What her friends don’t realize is that death threats make her husband harder than a an Alaskan icicle in February - and just as cold.
I don’t speak German. I threw caution to the wind and published this anyway. If the translation is inaccurate then the joke’s on me!
I don’t understand. What does marriage have to do with nudity. Are you getting married in the buff?
From the submitter:
I’m surprised no one has submitted anything from Pinterest since it’s conditioning women into being domestic goddesses! Collecting recipes for their man, planning out a wedding for their man, and decorating a house for their man? Sounds about right…
It was really nice of her to post something this private since we all forgot that married couples see each other naked.
OH! So that’s what she meant. She’s talking about sexy-fun-times. I get it now.
I’m not familiar with Pinterest. Do y’all agree or disagree?
Thinking is hard. I’m so glad I found a man to think for me. No responsibility and no accountability! I can be a child forever!
There’s a difference between someone opening your mind and helping you figure out how to do your best thinking and someone else doing your thinking for you.
Ferris Bueller’s my hero.
I’ll give her extra credit because she didn’t update her status from each grooming station, “At hairdressers. I hope he likes the color and cut because it would hurt to cut off my head! Up next: Snatch wax. The hero hubster loves a clean close cooze.”
From the submitter:
This woman and her friends are the most obnoxious, bible-thumping, self-congratulatory people I know. They mostly use Facebook to
lietalk about how amazing they are and how perfect their marriage are. All the while neglecting grammar. And their kids.
From the submitter:
1 Corinthians 13:4 says that love doesn’t boast. Clearly, this girl isn’t aware of this. Or the ‘Private Message’ function.
Consider this bonus post as a reward for y’all being so eloquent, articulate, intelligent, and decisive yesterday.
As subtle as an air raid siren.
Look over here! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Lookatmelookatmelookatmelookatmelookatmelookatmelookatmelookatmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
From the submitter:
The guy’s always been an attention/drama whore, but that’s a bit much even for him. “When did this happen?” I dunno, maybe after you stopped messing around with way younger girls?
Ew.
Sure I’ll join your cult.
Completely off-topic, but I found out today that Grandma Showers are a thing. Not only are they a thing, but a lot of people think it’s totes alright for the grandmother to get gifts for the baby. Gifts the grandmother keeps at their house. For the baby. That’s not their baby. The rationale is that the grandmother will provide child care and will need items for the baby, which is fair enough. Except, shouldn’t those items be registered for and given to the baby’s mother at the baby shower for her since it’s her baby? I think this is narcissistic and entitled baby-jacking and gift-grabbing that’s absurd and comical in it’s obviousness, but some people feel quite differently.
A party to celebrate becoming a grandparent? Cute! A party where people are expected to bring gifts for a baby that isn’t yours? Tacky. Very, very tacky.
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