Aaron Carter is handing out advice for all you lonely “girls” out there. FOR FREE. He’s so generous! He just gives and gives and gives…

It’s the sincere version of the Here’s That Bad Advice You Were Hoping For blog. 

(this post was reblogged from literaryreference)

Nice guy is the term for someone who have [sic] no other redeeming qualities.” - dszordan 

Retrieved from Reddit

From the submitter:

I actually found this at Reddit, in the cringepics sub. This guy is all nice, except he don’t want no ugly and/or fat chicks. The upside of this is that he got called on it and after digging his hole deeper decides to lock it up. 
Blue and Dark Gray I want to buy beers for. 
Some of the Reddit comments also made it for me: 
“What’s that? Someone retaliated with valid points and I have no retort? Time to put a lid on this thread.”
 
I don’t understand: “I won’t date ugly chicks but girls are sooooo shallow and care too much about how a guy looks.”
Double standards, how I love thee when applied to Nice Guys. This thread is sadly going on right now on my own facebook. I really want to help the guy since he’s a childhood friend but he’s getting to be a lost cause.
And from the submitter: 
I saved this facebook permalink back in 2009 and only found it again recently. As far as I know he’s still single and a virgin.
(this post was reblogged from thatbadadvice)

Pure class, and I can see that the college education has paid off for you ladii who is not a hoe. 

I can count my sex partners on my hands, too. Of course, I have to use multiplication but I can still do it. 

From a distance that looks like a picture of a pile of shit. I can’t even think of anything snarky to say. Women need a man to carry them through life because they’re so weak! We wimminfolk iz such chaidz. So simple dat we need grunt talk. Me poke stick in bawdee hoe. Crai. Hurt. 

From the submitter:

This is one of those rare posts that makes me nauseous and scrambles my brains. I feel like I’m standing at a busy intersection dumbfounded after seeing an accident. Where am I? And how do I get away from this bad place?

There are loads more of these “inspirational” pictures at the site noted in the post, but I didn’t pass those along because no one should view that much idiocy in one sitting.

From a distance that looks like a picture of a pile of shit. I can’t even think of anything snarky to say. Women need a man to carry them through life because they’re so weak! We wimminfolk iz such chaidz. So simple dat we need grunt talk. Me poke stick in bawdee hoe. Crai. Hurt. 

From the submitter:

This is one of those rare posts that makes me nauseous and scrambles my brains. I feel like I’m standing at a busy intersection dumbfounded after seeing an accident. Where am I? And how do I get away from this bad place?
There are loads more of these “inspirational” pictures at the site noted in the post, but I didn’t pass those along because no one should view that much idiocy in one sitting.
(this post was reblogged from thatbadadvice)

Fabreze doesn’t clean anything; it makes it reek of chemicals and perfumes but it neither cleans nor deodorizes. You fail, Natalie, and now no one will wife you.

From the submitter:

‘Ev’ is her fiancee. He’s in medical school and, as far as I know, doesn’t lack the ability to clean his own apartment.  

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 ”Wats mines its mine” is a sound life philosophy. Don’t play. He knows those bitches. You better keep it real and show dem bitches who trynna add him… to their vaginas.