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I can’t use any exclamation points because THEY STOLE ALL THE EXCLAMATION MARKS.
Some things are better left unsaid and some people are better left unfucked.
Theresa, you’re welcome to come and play with us any time. “[S]hared your little pecker with a friend”!
I want Stephen to be my Valentine. I don’t think anyone can beat Stephen’s comeback, but you’re welcome to try!
I hope your VD was filled with joy and laughter, and empty of passive-aggressive guilt trips.
This isn’t a Valentine’s love message. This is a pre-break-up list of cons.
HAHA! You’ve been jacked.
2shay, Sydney, 2shay. Now go flirt with Desiree’s boyfriend, since you’re poking the bear.
This was their anniversary status. I can’t wait to see her post-Valentine’s Day bemoaning.