I’m sure “that’s it was lousy” perfectly describes this winner’s life and goals.
From Failbook.com.

I’m sure “that’s it was lousy” perfectly describes this winner’s life and goals.

From Failbook.com.

Dilemma resolved.
From Failbook.com. 

Dilemma resolved.

From Failbook.com. 

Girlfriend with no respect for you as a person: Priceless.

From Lamebook.com.

Hart and sole.

The real question is: When Air McNeir crashes, will your pets eat your body before your neighbors smell the stench and call the authorities? You’re going to die alone up there, Two Stroke. The pump and dump braggadocio is baffling. Doesn’t he know that you’re supposed to brag about traits that make you appealing and not repellent? What are his other stellar traits: anal leakage and premature ejaculation? 

From the submitter:

So we’re justifying men being assholes by saying it benefits us now?

YOU’RE, MOTHERFUCKER, YOU + ARE = YOU’RE.
From the submitter:

Blue is husband’s FB, pink is wife’s and purple is a sis-in-law…  We’ve recently found out that some posts, such as the one below, are posted as the husband by the wife!  In this one, she carries on quite the conversation with herself about how great she is!

YOU’RE, MOTHERFUCKER, YOU + ARE = YOU’RE.

From the submitter:

Blue is husband’s FB, pink is wife’s and purple is a sis-in-law…  We’ve recently found out that some posts, such as the one below, are posted as the husband by the wife!  In this one, she carries on quite the conversation with herself about how great she is!

Fertile ground, Pinterest.