The Make Me A Sandwich Bitch Tumblr explores the contrasting Tweets of the fine, upstanding young gentlemen who aren’t afraid to publicly demand that a bitch should make them a sandwich.

CleverNamePending, who has her own blog that mocks deconstructs 50 Shades of Grey in her own witty and amusing way, brought the Sandwich Bitch blog to my attention. 

(this post was reblogged from bitchsandwich)

As requested, here are the comments in response to Dave’s plea to asshole women of FB to TALK TO HIM IN PRIVATE. Dave hopes that Lauren will get cancer and die. He’s a real sweetheart. 

I don’t know if this guy is for real. I know there’s more on his page I can harvest and share. He’s an open waller; psychotic and proud of it.  

I need an adult. No. Mace. I need mace. Mace and a stun gun and maybe a crossbow and a grenade launcher. I don’t know if anything can make me feel safe again. 

ANyone want to see those thirty comments? 

Oh, sweet mother of Christ, that is offensive. I don’t have any commentary because ignorance and backward thinking have stricken me speechless.

McGill, if you want to strengthen your marriage then talk to Shadrack instead of screaming at random skankbots as you post from his FB account (totally normal and all the hallmarks of a healthy relationship!). I’d expect this type of immature response from a sixteen-year-old and not from an adult old enough to be married with children. I wouldn’t ever do anything this undignified but, then again, I’m secure in my marriage and in my husband’s faithfulness. I also know that marriages are eroded from the inside, not the outside. This won’t strengthen marriages, let alone your marriage; it will just make you look like an insecure, neurotic fool to anyone who understands what self-esteem looks like. 

Heather looks someone you’d find at Palin clan reunion. Why doesn’t that surprise me? I just LOVE the bump-it. And, OMG, her FB page is  Shadd N Heather McGill! You can’t make this stuff up. Individuation, Heather, learn it, know it, embrace it, love it. 

State Senator McGill, this has got to be just the kind of PR that’s awesome for a political career. If he can’t be held accountable for the behavior of his own dick (seriously, evil wimminz will lead him astray and force him to cheat?) then how can he be an effective leader and legislator; someone capable of taking responsibility for the effects of the laws he writes and passes? 

I kind of want to sock the person who says “cheer up buttercup” in ear. It’s not that Kyle isn’t out of line and annoying; he is. But, damn. 

There’s only one golfer I know of that has more tens than a strippers g-string after the closing bell rings and, bitch, you ain’t Tiger Woods. 

More “pranks”.