Pardon me while I have a schadenfreudegasm. With her charm and sunny disposition I can’t believe they aren’t headed for a life of married bliss.
I had a dream last night about Jami and in my dream her husband left her for another woman. I’m not making this up. Then I woke up and this was in my in box and I did a little happy dance. Then I briefly convinced myself that I’m psychic. I AM PSYCHIC! No, I’m not. If I were prescient I’d make fewer mistakes because I’d know the outcome of my actions already.
I love Jami. Make no mistakes about it. She’s got no filter. Her flaws are the same as our flaws only turned up to 11. Is she getting divorced or is she just in a foul mood? Who knows! It could be either. That’s why I love Jami. Well, that and the fact that she makes me feel so much better about myself. A headstrong, opinionated pain in the ass I might be but I’m not Jami!
Should we set up a relief fund for her husband? Does he qualify for international humanitarian aid? Is he a nominee for sainthood? Or is he an equal participant in this nonsense? I believe I’ll place my money on passive-aggressive equal participant.
Click on the “Jami” tag if you want to see her past shenanigans.