Why assault his side of ass when you can rationalize his cheating away using science?
The article, “Why Men Need to Cheat”, explains away all culpability and makes a case for open relationships using a ludicrously tiny sample of college-aged males as proof. Men don’t need to cheat. They need to practice impulse control and stop justifying their dishonesty. Period. They also need to stop blaming women for their wandering cockitis, “It’s not my fault that you make me lie to you because you aren’t content to stay at home while I put all my energy into mining fresh pussy! If you weren’t such a punishing, castrating shrew who had unrealistic expectations then I wouldn’t need to lie!”
Women would often like to sample the hoagie and taco smorgasbord as well. But you don’t see us using pseudo-science to justify our actions when we can’t keep it in our pants. To be fair, the study creator does acknowledge that women cheat as well, but it’s more of an afterthought as a way to support his assertion that open relationships are ideal.
Open relationships do work for some people. Absolutely! But not everyone is emotionally equipped to make an open relationship or a polyamorous relationship work. Procuring new sexual partners takes effort. Shouldn’t that effort be put into the relationship instead of outside of it?
From the image’s submitter:
I like to imagine Pink’s response was delivered in a deadpan to her computer screen. “They were holding hands? Really? You assaulted another girl over that?”
I’m having trouble with my internet provider (damn you, Time Warner!) and I may not be able to post as regularly until my connectivity problems have been solved. I’ll post when I can!