All the swears have been blurred out. It’s like the reverse of every Mad Lib I ever filled out as a youth. Homosexuality isn’t contagious. If someone wants to fuck you and you don’t reciprocate those feelings, politely decline their invitation, feel flattered by the offer, and move on. If they continue to press, then let them know their advances are unwelcome and that you’re going to terminate the friendship if they continue to press you. It’s not brain surgery, it’s Human Sexuality and Social-Sexual Interactions 101. Unless, of course, you’re secretly interested and don’t want to admit it even to yourself… From the submitter: I don’t think people over the age of eighteen who still use “gay” as an insult should be allowed on the internet - especially if they’re illiterate…            

All the swears have been blurred out. It’s like the reverse of every Mad Lib I ever filled out as a youth.

Homosexuality isn’t contagious. If someone wants to fuck you and you don’t reciprocate those feelings, politely decline their invitation, feel flattered by the offer, and move on. If they continue to press, then let them know their advances are unwelcome and that you’re going to terminate the friendship if they continue to press you. It’s not brain surgery, it’s Human Sexuality and Social-Sexual Interactions 101. Unless, of course, you’re secretly interested and don’t want to admit it even to yourself…

From the submitter:

I don’t think people over the age of eighteen who still use “gay” as an insult should be allowed on the internet - especially if they’re illiterate…