Oh, he’ll sign alright. He’ll sign this, bring a hot bloke home for a little barebacking, and preserve the Santorum in a scrapbook. Hey, it says no females, strippers, or waking her up for sex, right? That would break none of the rules. Poppers, anyone?
From the submitter:
OMG AREN’T THE WIMMINZ SO CUNTROLLING~~~ LOLOLOLOL!!!1!1!!Here’s a larger version of the ‘application’: http://humour.200ok.com.au/night-out-application.php

