Ferris Bueller’s my hero.  I’ll give her extra credit because she didn’t update her status from each grooming station, “At hairdressers. I hope he likes the color and cut because it would hurt to cut off my head! Up next: Snatch wax. The hero hubster loves a clean close cooze.”  From the submitter: This woman and her friends are the most obnoxious, bible-thumping, self-congratulatory people I know. They mostly use Facebook to lie talk about how amazing they are and how perfect their marriage are. All the while neglecting grammar. And their kids. Click for high-res photo

Ferris Bueller’s my hero. 

I’ll give her extra credit because she didn’t update her status from each grooming station, “At hairdressers. I hope he likes the color and cut because it would hurt to cut off my head! Up next: Snatch wax. The hero hubster loves a clean close cooze.” 

From the submitter:

This woman and her friends are the most obnoxious, bible-thumping, self-congratulatory people I know. They mostly use Facebook to lie talk about how amazing they are and how perfect their marriage are. All the while neglecting grammar. And their kids.

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