Oh, sweetie, you’re not fooling anyone. Time to leave Narnia and make your way out of the closet. People are gay because they’re born that way and they’ve got the courage to be honest with themselves and others about who they really are, despite the pathological problems of people like yourself.
From the submitter:
To clarify: that’s his actual profile picture. He’s a single man, over 18, looking for love - with a WOMAN. DEFINITELY NO MEN. ESPECIALLY NOT THE GAY ONES.
He’d totally bang another straight dude. Brahs unite! (their naughty bits)
