In 80’s movie the villainous (and usually promiscuous) bully was inevitably named Blake. Douchebaggery comes with the name! Pop the collar on your Izod and cool your jets, Blake. You’re probably the reason so many women are Single By Choice.

Yeah, I'm not original. Consider it an homage to the original.
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In 80’s movie the villainous (and usually promiscuous) bully was inevitably named Blake. Douchebaggery comes with the name! Pop the collar on your Izod and cool your jets, Blake. You’re probably the reason so many women are Single By Choice.