He travels by rickshaw and Sarah’s the runner. Or maybe they participate in an underground chicken fighting ring and Sarah’s the bottom. Because there’s no way a guy would jeopardize his nookie flow by calling his partner a “ride,” or that his girlfriend would encourage that nonsense.
STFU, Couples
Dying Alone: Looking Better Every Day!
Yeah, I'm not original. Consider it an homage to the original.
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Special thanks to The Girl from New York and Fraulein N for creating a succinct description.
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