From the submitter:
Red is in a long distance relationship with Green, Red is totally devoted to and likes posting really shmultzy statuses about Green. He’s Dyslexic but by gum that isn’t going to stop him continuing to post terrible prose about her! Meanwhile Green hardly EVER replies to his messages and statuses. I caught two rare occasions where she actually bothered saying anything (and only one of those actually shows any interest in the status outside “aw thats cute now I’ll continue to ignore you!”).
