The left tit could not be reached for comment but the right tit said, “We are horribly embarrassed by this public display,” and that they, “intend to smother him to death in his sleep rather than ever let him lay hands on us again. Let’s see how he likes a genuine smothering. We were just warning him before. Now we’re playing for keeps.”
STFU, Couples
Dying Alone: Looking Better Every Day!
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