Let’s all clasp hands and make a Kristinmas wish. Please, please, please Husbanta *Clause, please give Kristin the gift you both really deserve this Kristinmas: a divorce. Get yourself a little something, too. I suggest membership to an internet dating website. Husbanta Clause, make sure to leave a little something under the tree for the Shark Wrestler. I think you should give him the computer. He earned it by taking Kristin on and doing it nicely. I sincerely hope that the last fellow’s comment is as dry as the Sahara. Don’t feed or tease the cunt!
I’m certain that Kristin’s husband won’t ever do something so selfish and horrible again. She’s certainly showed him! How dare that motherfucker buy her a computer for Christmas! That’s an outrageous iniquity that ranks with your husband demanding dry sex or selling your firstborn into the sex-slave trade.
Maybe we could hire someone to create a lovely, shiny, new virus for Kristin’s Dell. I would consider that money well spent. Especially if they throw a Trojan Horse in for free.
*Clause is intentional. I know how to spell Santa Claus.