I KNOW I’M STANDING HERE NAKED, SCREAMING THROUGH A BULLHORN BUT WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME. PRIVACY. GIVE ME PRIVACY.
From the submitter:
I love that he posts that he is single on facebook (which you don’t have to do, you can just remove a relationship and not replace it with anything), and then says “please respect our privacy about this thing I just posted on a social networking site.”