Facebook: For times when a private phone conversation don’t do enough to make all those freshly divorced and unhappily single people you know want to run screaming into a swimming pool full of tequila, tacos, and razor blades. 

Green’s response reads like the long version of the “thank you” reply to “I love you”. 

Facebook: For times when a private phone conversation don’t do enough to make all those freshly divorced and unhappily single people you know want to run screaming into a swimming pool full of tequila, tacos, and razor blades. 

Green’s response reads like the long version of the “thank you” reply to “I love you”. 

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