“Twi-Hard to Marry Robert Pattinson Cardboard Cutout in Vegas”. RPatz needs to enter witness protection. In other news: Teh GAYZ are RUINING the SANCTITY of MARRIAGE. But the real question is: Why didn’t she buy herself the Twilight engagement ring‽ Your fake marriage to Robert Pattinson won’t count if you don’t have the OFFICIAL TWILIGHT RING. I’m actually a little confused because I thought the blog’s logo depicted the OFFICIAL TWILIGHT RING but the one pictured above looks slightly more garish. My world has been ripped asunder. How will I know that I have the authentic copy of a fictional character’s engagement ring if there’s more than one?
I feel dirty. I need a shower. Or a palate cleanser! Let’s all check out CleverNamePending’s blog where she deconstructs 50 Shades of Grey. And, because I assume you’ve got nothing better to do this weekend than spend it on the internet, here’s Jennifer Armintrout’s blog ripping 50 Shades a new one. 

Twi-Hard to Marry Robert Pattinson Cardboard Cutout in Vegas”. RPatz needs to enter witness protection. In other news: Teh GAYZ are RUINING the SANCTITY of MARRIAGE. But the real question is: Why didn’t she buy herself the Twilight engagement ring‽ Your fake marriage to Robert Pattinson won’t count if you don’t have the OFFICIAL TWILIGHT RING. I’m actually a little confused because I thought the blog’s logo depicted the OFFICIAL TWILIGHT RING but the one pictured above looks slightly more garish. My world has been ripped asunder. How will I know that I have the authentic copy of a fictional character’s engagement ring if there’s more than one?

I feel dirty. I need a shower. Or a palate cleanser! Let’s all check out CleverNamePending’s blog where she deconstructs 50 Shades of Grey. And, because I assume you’ve got nothing better to do this weekend than spend it on the internet, here’s Jennifer Armintrout’s blog ripping 50 Shades a new one

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