“Twi-Hard to Marry Robert Pattinson Cardboard Cutout in Vegas”. RPatz needs to enter witness protection. In other news: Teh GAYZ are RUINING the SANCTITY of MARRIAGE. But the real question is: Why didn’t she buy herself the Twilight engagement ring‽ Your fake marriage to Robert Pattinson won’t count if you don’t have the OFFICIAL TWILIGHT RING. I’m actually a little confused because I thought the blog’s logo depicted the OFFICIAL TWILIGHT RING but the one pictured above looks slightly more garish. My world has been ripped asunder. How will I know that I have the authentic copy of a fictional character’s engagement ring if there’s more than one?