You can’t go home with your new owner until your vaccinations are up to date and you’ve been spayed. Squee! How exciting. There is a lot to do. I’m so glad he decided to get a purebred wife instead of adopting a shelter wife. Only purebred wives come with the proper paperwork.

You can’t go home with your new owner until your vaccinations are up to date and you’ve been spayed. Squee! How exciting. There is a lot to do. I’m so glad he decided to get a purebred wife instead of adopting a shelter wife. Only purebred wives come with the proper paperwork.

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    He refers to her changing her name as getting his “ownership papers”?