First read the article and remember that your lady-bits are supposed to get all pink, damp, and engorged by the mere thought of a shiny, sparkly thing. Even the nastiest piece of rump roast farting away on the couch will suddenly look like prime rib after a fast if only it comes with a diamond. Amirite ladies? Next, read the comments and unleash your fury upon the sexist swine. Or maybe just use your Disqus account to vote a bunch of privilege hoarding bro-dudes into the red.
From the submitter (pope_suburban):
The snark is delicious. The comments are trash and should not be touched with a ten-foot pole.