Let the post holiday non-engagement frenzy begin early this year! Whoa, there Katie. You’re not supposed to get all lathered up until after he drops the ball by not proposing on New Year’s Eve or New Year’s Day. 

A special STFU shout out to Syndy and Molly for feeding the beast by enforcing the outdated gender roles that allow women to get all worked up like this in the first place. “Tee-hee. Just wait! He needs to control everything and surprise you. Or you need to play the clever shrew and trick or nag him into a proposal. Perhaps by writing clever FB statuses but never by directly communicating with your partner. Wink-wink.” They need to be slapped upside the head with a week-old giant flounder. You’ve been watching too many jewelry commercials, ladies. 

*Seriously, SYNDY? What a special and kree8tiv way to spell that name!