I’m proud of the fact that I’m proficient at food preparation. If you’re an adult who cannot cook then I have nothing but disdain for you. You need to learn how to properly take care of yourself.

There, Melissa, I fixed it for you. Seriously, “throw down in the kitchen”? Is she cooking or running an illegal Ultimate Fighting ring in there? Hmmm, after that “a women” comment I hope it’s the latter. I may want to see her get kicked in the tit. Repeatedly. What? It tenderizes the breast before cooking it. 

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