Drop those fetuses and evacuate your uteri. No one gets pregnant until Anna’s all knocked up. Hey! Hey! You, there! Drop your pants and climb aboard. Anna’s ovulating and she doesn’t have a second to spare. *Miley’s already three whole years old and there’s no time to waste - she’ll be four by the time the baby comes and we all know that’s too damn old. It’s like dog years. Every year a child ages equals twenty sibling years. 

*In honor of Miley Cyrus, I assume. I think I just wet myself.

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