A palate cleanser.

What about the cat box, guys? Have you gotten down and dirty in the litter box yet? On grandma’s heirloom quilt? On top of the tool shed in the front yard? Pleaz list all the place u fuk lol.

From the submitter:

These two met on the Playstation network playing Call of Duty: Black Ops. However, THEY DID NOT MEET ON THE INTERNET (just ask them) and even though they have been ‘together’ for around a month they have managed to hijack my newsfeed with these vomit inducing lovefests the whole time.  If they invite me to their ‘wedding’ I will piss on the invitation and send it back to them.

Why not wipe your arse with it?