Dying Alone: Looking Better Every Day! var sc_project=5906572; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="a64bebe6"; Submissions can be sent to: stfumarrieds@gmail.com. Please make sure that submissions are in the form of a picture file (jpeg, and etc…) Special thanks to The Girl from New York and Fraulein N for creating a succinct description. Tumblr (3.0; @stfumarrieds)http://www.stfucouples.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b9f44df80e6823ca1e5015800cbb7a11/tumblr_mnbknhbwjT1qc371xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Aaron Carter is handing out advice for all you lonely “girls” out there. FOR FREE. He’s so generous! He just gives and gives and gives…</p> <p>It’s the sincere version of the <a href="http://thatbadadvice.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Here’s That Bad Advice You Were Hoping For </a>blog. </p>http://www.stfucouples.com/post/51246133437http://www.stfucouples.com/post/51246133437Fri, 24 May 2013 16:23:41 -0400pixieeve[insert literary reference]: Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?:...http://www.stfucouples.com/post/51237077812http://www.stfucouples.com/post/51237077812Fri, 24 May 2013 14:00:32 -0400pixieeve<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d3ebc8c584aa48bbe132e39f6715f7a8/tumblr_mna3qgdEEn1qc371xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><em>“</em><span><em>Nice guy is the term for someone who have [sic] no other redeeming qualities.”</em> - dszordan </span></p> <p><span>Retrieved from </span><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/cringepics/comments/1ecfxb/nice_guy_posts_on_facebook_for_attention_post/" target="_blank">Reddit</a><span>. </span></p> <p><span>From the submitter:</span></p> <div> <blockquote>I actually found this at Reddit, in the cringepics sub. This guy is all nice, except he don’t want no ugly and/or fat chicks. The upside of this is that he got called on it and after digging his hole deeper decides to lock it up. </blockquote> </div> <div></div> <div> <blockquote>Blue and Dark Gray I want to buy beers for. </blockquote> </div> <div></div> <div> <blockquote>Some of the Reddit comments also made it for me: </blockquote> </div> <div></div> <div> <blockquote><span>“What’s that? Someone retaliated with valid points and I have no retort? Time to put a lid on this thread.”<br/></span></blockquote> </div> <div> <blockquote><span> </span></blockquote> </div> <div> <blockquote> <div><span>I don’t understand: “I won’t date ugly chicks but girls are sooooo shallow and care too much about how a guy looks.”</span></div> <div><span>Double standards, how I love thee when applied to Nice Guys. This thread is sadly going on right now on my own facebook. I really want to help the guy since he’s a childhood friend but he’s getting to be a lost cause.</span></div> </blockquote> </div> <div></div> <div> <blockquote>And from the submitter: </blockquote> </div> <div></div> <div> <blockquote><span>I saved this facebook permalink back in 2009 and only found it again recently. As far as I know he’s still single and a virgin.</span></blockquote> </div>http://www.stfucouples.com/post/51230405326http://www.stfucouples.com/post/51230405326Fri, 24 May 2013 12:00:37 -0400pixieevehere's that bad advice you were hoping for: How Do I Politely Find Out Whether My Brother's...http://www.stfucouples.com/post/51227221065http://www.stfucouples.com/post/51227221065Fri, 24 May 2013 10:59:01 -0400pixieeve<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db18ce3e6140a60862e94d628fb85a5d/tumblr_mn8g1nLR0K1qc371xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pure class, and I can see that the college education has paid off for you ladii who is not a hoe. </p> <p>I can count my sex partners on my hands, too. Of course, I have to use multiplication but I can still do it. </p>http://www.stfucouples.com/post/51159977813http://www.stfucouples.com/post/51159977813Thu, 23 May 2013 14:00:28 -0400pixieeve<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3529495ae77dd332676833f203cd2216/tumblr_mn8fl6t7Q71qc371xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>From a distance that looks like a picture of a pile of shit. I can’t even think of anything snarky to say. Women need a man to carry them through life because they’re so weak! We wimminfolk iz such chaidz. So simple dat we need grunt talk. Me poke stick in bawdee hoe. Crai. Hurt. </p> <p>From the submitter:</p> <blockquote> <div>This is one of those rare posts that makes me nauseous and scrambles my brains. I feel like I’m standing at a busy intersection dumbfounded after seeing an accident. Where am I? And how do I get away from this bad place?</div> <div></div> <div>There are loads more of these “inspirational” pictures at the site noted in the post, but I didn’t pass those along because no one should view that much idiocy in one sitting.</div> </blockquote> <div></div> <div></div>http://www.stfucouples.com/post/51153438337http://www.stfucouples.com/post/51153438337Thu, 23 May 2013 12:00:00 -0400pixieevehere's that bad advice you were hoping for: This Crazy Skank Doesn't Appreciate The Favor I'm Doing...http://www.stfucouples.com/post/51092015109http://www.stfucouples.com/post/51092015109Wed, 22 May 2013 16:35:16 -0400pixieeve<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/90d00cb1411734246737190b77c90c67/tumblr_mn6mh9Ed981qc371xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fabreze doesn’t clean anything; it makes it reek of chemicals and perfumes but it neither cleans nor deodorizes. You fail, Natalie, and now no one will wife you.</p> <p>From the submitter:</p> <p>‘Ev’ is her fiancee. He’s in medical school and, as far as I know, doesn’t lack the ability to clean his own apartment.  </p> <div class="yj6qo ajU"> <div class="ajR"><img alt="image" class="ajT" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/images/cleardot.gif"/></div> </div>http://www.stfucouples.com/post/51081694945http://www.stfucouples.com/post/51081694945Wed, 22 May 2013 14:00:21 -0400pixieeve<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/df45e0a1e0c4828f450545b91c8740af/tumblr_mn6mdkCoDx1qc371xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span> ”Wats mines its mine” is a sound life philosophy. </span>Don’t play. He knows those bitches. You better keep it real and show dem bitches who trynna add him… to their vaginas. </p>http://www.stfucouples.com/post/51075132346http://www.stfucouples.com/post/51075132346Wed, 22 May 2013 12:00:25 -0400pixieeveReality Check: Reality Check | Flagpole Magazine | Athens, GA News, Music, Arts, Restaurants: Jodi...http://www.stfucouples.com/post/51001424336http://www.stfucouples.com/post/51001424336Tue, 21 May 2013 14:00:27 -0400pixieeve<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/83cde8cbcb764b92972bdf00db4e22a5/tumblr_mn4q0191my1qc371xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Winning just like Charlie Sheen. </p> <p><a href="http://www.stfucouples.com/post/49263416888/smoking-isnt-hitting-its-exercise-used-as" target="_blank">More from Britney, the prego, and Leo, the smoker.</a> Leo, honey, you don’t need anyone else’s help to make you look like a bad husband. </p>http://www.stfucouples.com/post/50994709596http://www.stfucouples.com/post/50994709596Tue, 21 May 2013 12:00:36 -0400pixieevemyfriendsaremarried: http://www.stfucouples.com/post/50964082735http://www.stfucouples.com/post/50964082735Mon, 20 May 2013 23:36:18 -0400pixieeve<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9bde976bb72d6a03a00f466df7f751d/tumblr_mn2y3xIgOs1qc371xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You could have used your phone to call a cab, taken the taxi to a bus station, and gotten the hell out of there. <span>Crash is an understatement.</span><span> </span></p> <p>Janet’s profile picture is of her and a small child. </p>http://www.stfucouples.com/post/50912857822http://www.stfucouples.com/post/50912857822Mon, 20 May 2013 12:00:47 -0400pixieeve<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b0f037203b730a94522bd1ff95621231/tumblr_mn2y70qQuw1qc371xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.stfucouples.com/post/50885052137http://www.stfucouples.com/post/50885052137Mon, 20 May 2013 00:37:49 -0400pixieeve<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1e3c5ada0103586f11143ee8e8181c4f/tumblr_mmxatoosQC1qc371xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#thestruggleisreal y’all!</p> <p>From Failbook.com.</p>http://www.stfucouples.com/post/50663677389http://www.stfucouples.com/post/50663677389Fri, 17 May 2013 14:00:25 -0400pixieeve<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ee09efb672a05b60f26169a09d5fb0d/tumblr_mmxarnMTGC1qc371xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>“I am a pure blooded twat!” </em></p> <p>From Failbook.com.</p>http://www.stfucouples.com/post/50657415286http://www.stfucouples.com/post/50657415286Fri, 17 May 2013 12:00:00 -0400pixieeve<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/XaTPrd_6OGI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Cheating husband‽ Just be thankful you’re a married American instead of one of those dirty, single, foreigners.</p> <p>All men cheat, duh. As long as he’s good looking and forks out the dough then you should just suck it up and accept your plight. Remember, you’re not a person; you’re an object, you’re<em> his</em> object. Objects don’t have feelings or rights.</p> <p>Sheesh. Dumb bitches expecting honesty and faithfulness in a marriage. Remember, if you were good enough he wouldn’t cheat or abuse you. You asked for it and it’s all your fault. </p> <p></p>http://www.stfucouples.com/post/50652926980http://www.stfucouples.com/post/50652926980Fri, 17 May 2013 10:25:56 -0400pixieeve<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5713eab0ee1b1e5e9d8dce247050098c/tumblr_mmvkvcz2791qc371xo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t know how to respond to this. Congratulations on ending your dry spell? </p>http://www.stfucouples.com/post/50588303409http://www.stfucouples.com/post/50588303409Thu, 16 May 2013 14:00:16 -0400pixieeve<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1d696d27595169d3e7047a3bfec69bbd/tumblr_mmvkhzI9791qc371xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.stfucouples.com/post/50582015012http://www.stfucouples.com/post/50582015012Thu, 16 May 2013 12:00:44 -0400pixieeve<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6eb6fa76d08454cefa19b2914feba13d/tumblr_mmtlaxzvrH1qc371xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.stfucouples.com/post/50501327350http://www.stfucouples.com/post/50501327350Wed, 15 May 2013 12:00:24 -0400pixieeve